I’ve always wondered what envy in its purest form would look like. Thank you, Jetovator, now I know. In a monumentally sick display of flight and water-walking capabilities typically reserved for Chuck Norris, the Jetovator Water-Propelled Stunt Bike reminds us why even though money isn’t everything, it kind of is. Able to rocket 30 feet above and plummet 10 feet below the water at up to 25 mph, the Jetovator received its aesthetic genes from a racing motorcycle, and its aerial performance DNA from a fighter aircraft.
The combination allows riders to inhale the thrill of open-air flight on a water-craft as easy to ride as a bike. Dude, if only. If only I had $9,000, my ass would be on that vinyl upholstered padded seat ping-ponging across Lake Mac Daddy Pimp faster than green grass goes through a goose.
As depicted in the video, Jetovators are (rich) friend-friendly, allowing multiple riders to engage simultaneously, and interact in close quarters.
Get a few (rich) buddies together and choreograph flight sequencing and stunts, such as barrel-rolls and back flips, to wow the on-shore ladies and gents with a Blue Angels-caliber spectacle, minus the neck cricks and sun-stained vision they’d normally get from staring at planes in the sky for an hour.